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When someone says “So tell me about yourself”
You’re like: What do I say?

“Oh my God, Who am I?”

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1950's lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
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1960's lyrics:
When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
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1970's lyrics:
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
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2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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